How To Do The Cigarettes and Cinnamon Dance
How To Do The Cigarettes and Cinnamon Dance.
“Not everyone can pull these moves. there is a very very short-list including Jax Panik, Nelson Mandela, Chuck Norris and myself [Nick]. you don’t learn this s#@t from school.
You have to take to the woods and sleep among the wolves, fight a few bears or wrestle deers. with all there little spiky antlers and shit. It’s tough but I’ll teach you.
First you find the fitting beat then with your back facing towards the audience you pull into a 180 degree side turn around manoeuvre so you are now facing the audience then quickly thrusting one arm towards the roof, you then quickly change your arm and rotate it to the position of quarter past three,then bringing both hands back keeping a well defined posture you cover your eyes. remember to keep elbows bent to precaution yourself from sustaining any major fatal injuries, once you have done this blast your arms out words like a rainbow.
Now here is the tricky part, turn side on to the audience and run with out gaining any speed what so ever. then turn, and ice skate like your in a shopping isle picking out your groceries from the top most shelves, once you’ve collected them hug them towards your breast but you suddenly realise one of the products was a kitchen carving knife so you throw all your items into the sky. but no worry your invincible so you get back to the steps and bend your knees and shine them wiping your eyes and don’t forget to keep your fingers moving. we call this move the glitter fingers. once done you now have to finish off with a bang so we go into grease lightning moves and exit stage left with a little dive…”
That’s how you do the Jax Panik dance from Cigarettes and Cinnamon, courtesy of Nick.
Love it.
xx
yours in musical madness
